So people like Crack already stole it. Now let´s steal it too! Woopaah!

Let´s write it down to get a closer image of myself. Anyway... Do you really want to? I have a lot of real life friends and budds so you might don´t know a lot of them.

1) Full Name:
Bernd Schäffer

2) Name Backwards:
Reffähcs Dnreb

3) Were you named after anyone?
Nobody.

4) Does your name mean anything?
Bernd means something like bear, big or strong.

5) Nick Name(s):
Bauzi. Some of my budds call me Tanzbär. I hate you for that one!

6) Screen Name(s):
Bauzi

7) Date Of Birth:
April 26th, 1987
Yeah. Right one year after the Jernobil (I hope the city is spelled that way...) accident. Omen?

8) Place of Birth:
Eisentstadt, Austria

9) Nationality:
Austrian.

10) Current Location:
My room.

11) Sign:
Taurus.

12) Religion:
Catholic Christian. I don´t really care. I´m more an atheist.

13) Height:
183 cm

15) Shoe Size:
44 (European size system)

16) Hair colour:
Brown

17) Eye colour:
Brown

18) What do you look like?
That´s me:
[link]

19) Innie or Outie?
Innie. Hell I had to google to find out what you actually mean with that question xD

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?
Righty.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?
Straight.

22) Best friend(s):
Marcus, Fizi, Mike,... hell I have to much friends that I consider to be my best friends.

23) Best friend you trust the most:
Fizi.

24) Best friends {your sex}:
#22

26) Best Bud(s):
I have tons.

27) Girlfriend:
No... meh.

28) Crush:
Of course. Doesn´t single man always have one?

29) Parent(s):
Mom and dad.

30) Worst Enemy:
I use to have one all the time. Sometimes I forget them sometimes I don´t. Right now I consider somebody in my hobby (AMVs) to be my worst enemy for being such an arogant piece of shit. God I hate this guy. Seriously.
To all of amv.org : Be thankfull that we don´t have this scumbag in our community or site.

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s):
Greg, Eisbaer, -GfN-,... a lot.

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s):
Hell I need more ladys in my instant messangers... Chiii is cool xD

33) Funniest friend:
I don´t consider one of them to be the funnies.

34) Craziest friend:
A lot of my friends are crazy somehow. In real life I would say Stoney or Michi.

35) Advice Friend:
Mike, Greg.

36) Loudest Friend:
Michi.

37) Person you cry with:
No one.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters:
Yes an older one.

39) Any brothers:
Nay.

40) Any pets:
Oh... I love pets, but the worst thing of pets is that they die. I had tons of cats, but they´re all gone now. Right now I would consider Marcus´ cat and my auntie´s dog as "my" pets.

41) A Disease:
I have a Tinnitus since I´m borned. It´s not that bad and I never went to a doctor because of it. I don´t want to scare my parents and I´m good at controlling and ignoring it. Yeah it´s a piece of me I think.

42) A Pager:
Nope. Why for?

43) A Personal phone line:
No.

44) A Cell phone:
Yes.

45) A Lava lamp:
No.

46) A Pool or hot tub:
No.

47) A Car:
Yes. I have a Ford.

48) Personality:
I´m shy until I know and trust someone more. Than I´m turning out to be extrovert. I´m some kind of crazy and funny. I think stuff that some people don´t even dare to think of. Well in the end I think I´m just thinking too much sometimes xD
That leads that I use to critic society and other stuff quite easly.

I´m just not the every day guy of the street.

49) Driving:
I have a flawless record, because they never caught me *chough*
However I´m a nice drive overall.

50) Car or one you want:
Oh there are a lot of cars! An Aston Martin would be neat.

51) Room:
A lot of useless stuff and some kind of chaotic.

52) What’s missing?
I would like to have a girlfriend again and some more money would be nice.

53) School:
I´m not bad at college. I have a lot of friends there and I like it.

54) Bed:
Just a normal bed.

55) Relationship with your parent(s):
Eh... Sometimes they make me really crazy. I often can´t understand them and well overall they´re not bad and I don´t want to say that my relationship to them is too bad.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself:
Often. Yes.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. Why not?

58) Consider yourself a good listener:
I think so.

60) Get Along with your parents:
Not every time.

61) Save your e-mail conversations:
I store them until they get automaticly deleted from my account.

62) Pray:
No. I used to when something bad happend. In the end nothing turned out and it was more like beeing an hypocrite. Just comeing along because you want something isn´t nice at all.

63) Believe in reincarnation:
No not really, but it would be some kind of cool.

64) Like to make fun of people:
Yes. I just like it. Just some minor kidding.

65) Like to talk on the phone:
Sometimes. I prefer to write to people, because I can express myself better.

66) Like to eat:
Yeah, I have 10kg too much. Isn´t that much.

67) Like to drive:
It´s cool with an awesome cd in my radio.

68) Get motion sickness:
Nah.

69) Eat the stems of broccoli:
If I can avoid it: no.

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork:
Sometimes.

71) Dream in color:
I don´t know O_O

72) Type with your fingers on home row:
No. I got my own system over the years of beeing active in the internet.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal:
I used to when I was young.

What Is…

74) Right next to you:
A floor.

75) On the walls of your room:
Animals ^^

76) On your mouse pad:
I don´t have a mousepad. I use an optical laser mouse. My mousepad wasn´t something special.

77) Your dream car:
Already answered this.

78) Your dream date:
I never really thought about it.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
Something where it´s pretty I guess...

80) Your dream husband/wife:
First: My dream love needs to be interessting. I don´t want every day girls. There should be something special about them.

Appearence: Black longer hair. Pretty face and eyes. Of course a perfect body (if you ask about the dream partner), but I have nothing against other type of bodys as long as the main appearence as a whole thing is alright.

I copied this from Crack:
Someone with similar interests as me (preferably someone that could put up with my AMV editing, and possibly do it herself). Someone that wouldn't mind letting me play video games while we're together.

81) Your bedtime:
Depends. Most of the time between 00:00 AM and 2 AM.

82) Under your bed:
Dust?

83) The single most important question:
Am I alive?

84) Your bad time of the day:
Right after I wake up. When I don´t got enough sleep you can get in danger if you say the wrong things. I like a calm morning time. The maximum of noise should came from my radio.

85) Your worst fear(s):
Spiders, Snakes. Meh... I´m sure that there are much more things.

86) The weather like:
Sunny but not too hot.

87) The time?
14:05 AM

88) The date?
Thursday, May 22th, 2008

89) The best trick you ever played on someone:
I can´t remeber.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
I´m sure that there is something when I just think long enough.

91) Theme Song:
"Beautiful People" from Marilyn Manson

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
Junior high. A lot of dumbass stupid people and stuff.

93) Your funniest experience:
I can´t remeber. There are alot of people. Like: Getting starting to know/talk a girl with asking: "Can I touch your boobs?" and trust me: It worked xD I still have nice talks with the girl ^^ That was a really crazy action.

94) Your scariest moment:
I have no idea.

95) The silliest thing you've said:
Oh there is again a lot of stuff. I use to say a lot of silly things just for the sake of being some kind of crazy.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?:
Nothing here.

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s):
Nothing.

98) The worst feeling in the world:
Crack wrote:
Losing someone you love.

I say: x²

99) The best feeling in the world:
Being in love / Laughing having fun.

100) Did you notice number 14 was missing:
No. It´s a trap!!!